1, I do not watch TV after dinner time, sometimes my dinner while watching television, life, some changes will increase the fun.
2, I'm having trouble, you still turn off the TV now.
3, there are three things in the world to wait a very long time to come: birthday, Christmas, hh, and the pizza delivery man.
4, I feel the body has a scrawny kitten, it hh feel hungry.
5, Oh? eat rats? If you already have spaghetti in the world, that also eat rats do?!
6, from now on, I will not greedy, but just love it.
7, I eat four meals a day, hh breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
8, my weight is my own thing.
9, Garfield said (to Odie): cabbage and watch there is a difference, cabbage can not tell us the time, Odie, you long head cabbage trees!! , the problem is finished chocolate is gone.
12, do not tell anyone I did a good thing, that would ruin my image.
13, love comes to go, only pork is eternal.
14, (New Year's Day morning, the first sentence) I decided this year not exceed eight hours of sleep a day! hh so,Discount UGG boots, eight hours a day multiplied by 365, divided by 24h15h121.5 days. (on master Jon say) on May 3 call me up.
15, I'm not a big glutton, I do not eat anything. I'm just a performance artist, (pointing to the food in front of that) I finish my work.
16, today I do push-ups! hh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah (it'll never make it) hh prone before today, tomorrow and then stay.
17, nature is through the creature to the dog that our Life is not the worst of the.
18, in addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other significance, but I did not feel very good.
19, if a little late to the morning, I would like to morning.
20, some people call it lazy, I call food for thought.
21, Garfield is certainly not for the pork roll was born, but the pork roll must be born to Garfield.
22, Depot, we eat ice cream bar, but you have to watch me eat.
23,UGG boots cheap, Depot, walk, or nine of us to buy a hamburger for dinner.
24, the hamburger taste good, but not as good as the first eight good.
25, big belly is not terrible, terrible stomach not a good thing.
26, I really bear to watch it. No, not I can just do nothing? I have to do something. leave cat meat pie.
28, who if you do not want to eat it, thinking it would have something.
29, the most lovely thing than a small table stood pork roll .
30, (deep like hh) mm I'm dreaming do? mm (washed their there are many more important things than money, such as pasta.
32, to prevent weight gain from this campaign have fun really great.
33, is characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he will not let you down.
34, Garfield have three wishes: one or pork roll, and the third, oh, you're wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork roll friends. the enemy, then join them.
36, Naer Man, hello. I'm in Abu Dhabi. here is not the worst place there is no spaghetti, nor the thousands of miles from home. The most frightening the place is - here is in the mail full of lovely cats!
37, ; not really believe it, but in any case is free, and there is no evidence that it is not working.
40, I was bungee jumping, you can not tell you?
41, sleeping beauty to sleep the United States, 16 hours, I feel like a short sleep.
42, Garfield: (a story) Once upon a time there was a little girl hh (odie wearing a princess dress image appears at the back) hh She hh (odie suddenly turned, and stretched out a long tongue) hh ugly like her nothing like the fridge!!
43, Garfield holding an ice cream on the odie said: odie, whether or not to lick ? odie sincere and look forward with joy looking at Garfield. Gaffey tongue very firmly in the odie licking his face a bit, continue to eat ice cream hh
44, although the Depot is a dog, but it is sometimes also lead a dog's life. cat philosopher
45, you are a bird in hand, it is not enough.
46, Garfield dieting tips: 1. Do not try to eat enough again the second round, first we should take enough food .2. to tune into the negative zero scale 5 kg .3. .4 absolutely do not eat sugar diet. Do not make house a restaurant or bakery girlfriend .5. weight loss should be Eat more vegetables, so the eating pumpkin pie, vegetables, cookies, etc. .6. cold should not eat (but excluding ice cream) .7. every meal to stay a little bit, not all eaten mm, for example, that on the ice cream sundae stars Cherry) .8. more fat people now than you together.
47, rushed the cat food is proportional to the speed and the amount of food.
48, today is New Year's Day .. I decided in the new one years time is not a day more than 8 hours of sleep .. so ..8x365/24..121.6 May 3 days .. call me up!!
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